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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Funny: Home of the Haha@lemmy.world · 2 months ago

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Funny: Home of the Haha@lemmy.world · 2 months ago
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    Don’t know why my mind immediately went there but it looks big enough to have sex on

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      “Sorry babe, we’re only doing it on the gorilla from now on.”

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        All those “dicks out for Harambe” kids are now adults with established careers and disposable income.

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        Can’t do it without my buddy

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      Settle down JD.

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        “Listen, if I wanna do a crossover between couch fucking and bestiality, I’m gonna do it. Come here, King Kong. JD is home.”

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        For a second I thought I’d missed that story arc in Scrubs, but then I remembered which timeline we’re in.

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          I, too, was confused until your post enlightened me. Thanks.

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      *with

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