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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to People Twitter@sh.itjust.works · 4 months ago

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to People Twitter@sh.itjust.works · 4 months ago
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    This couple and really anyone who learned about evolution by watching Idiocracy: if intelligent parents are needed to make intelligent babies, from where did intelligence first arise?

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      Two fishes fucked and made a deformed fish that liked air more than water. And now I have to “clean the garage” and “not eat all the cheese its”. Fucking ass hole parent fish.

      • KinglyWeevil@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        Some motherfucker planted and watered some seeds and now I have to pay taxes. Fuck that guy.

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          Dicks… All of them

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        Do fish fuck? I thought the one laid the eggs and the other spooged on them.

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          Besides sharks like the other commenter said, there’s a type of fish called “livebearers” who do indeed fuck and internally inseminate

          They give birth to fully formed babies vs laying eggs and fertilizing them externally. A fascinating animal that falls in the category is the Amazon molly which gives birth to clones of itself

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            !

        • Snowclone@lemmy.world
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          Sharks fuck. It’s really unpleasant. They are also fish.

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            I always forget and think they’re mammals.

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              You might have them confused with Whale Sharks, which are Whales and therefore mammals.

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                I’ll be honest with you, I think it’s more likely I’m confusing them with whales as a whole.

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                Whale sharks are a species of shark, and therefore fish.

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          Yea. These fish fuck.

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      If human parents are needed to make human babies, from where did humans first arise?

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        Duh, Adam and Eve obviously! Read a book!

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          More like read THE book

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      Heavy natural selection pressures. Don’t worry, we’ll see those again in a couple decades.

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        Broke: Higher calorie consumption, low stress environments, abundant free time, institutionalized and publicly funded education systems.

        Woke: Generations of cracking open one another’s skulls to feast on the gooey goodness inside until only the largest and most succulent heads remain.

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      Not intelligent enough for this question.

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