When it comes to alcohol, stronger forms, like whiskey, for example, actually dehydrate, while beer shows better results.

So, drink beer with my whiskey. Got it.

I wish we could add a progressive party, labor party, and the like. The two party system is broken.

There again. What’s wrong with being woke?

I guess I’m closer to the left then

Cool, thanks

I see. I like the idea of a mix of social programs and regulated capitalism and I feel like capitalism has run amok for far too long. I’m sure you all understand it better than I do.

I’m serious and not very savvy when it comes to politics. I feel like the establishment is out of touch with regular people. I wouldn’t mind if more socialists got elected. I would have voted for Sanders. Also, it’s hard to tell just what the establishment actually wants half the time. I don’t know, it just seems like democrats should support more socialist ideas.

Having a well educated population capable of critical thought is a direct threat to the oligarchy.

I wonder why all the tech bros are completely off their rockers.

I wanted to

Some jokes land and some don’t. No big deal.

I hate it when they count down to the last second before the bomb goes off.

I feel like I should tattoo the verses they seem to ignore on their foreheads backwards so they have to see it every time they look in the mirror: Love thy neighbor as thyself and Judge not lest ye be judged. Hypocrites.

Um, but, private industry does everything better than the gubment. Right?

/s

Lol, Like it

The purpose, at least for me, is to find some stupid comedy to make me forget about the stupid world I live in.

Absolutely

Okay, Junior, when a mummy skeleton and a daddy skeleton love each other very much, they rub their bones together and that’s how they make baby skeletons.

Liberals are partly to blame. Many workers in the South and Midwest lost their jobs, and liberals responded by looking down their noses at the “dumb country bumpkins” in the flyover states, where the so-called “basket of deplorables” live. They should listen to the educated elites. Democrats focus on social justice instead of jobs and the price of bread, leaving them out of touch with the common person.**

Oops, sorry, I flubbed it. Oh well.