We found Leonardo DiCaprio’s secret Twitter.

alias iamroot=‘sudo su’

The house looks more like Jamie Hyneman with his barret to me.

Given that reality must warp to fit what Trump says, the campaign must now find Leon and task him to send a rocket to space.

Two straws in fact. At about face level in what one might call a jerking motion…

I don’t know… rocks can be tricksters sometimes.