I hate being pigeonholed into being the Dragonborn. I’m a Bosmer, for fucks sake.

I’ve never related so completely to anything before.

Holy shit, what?

I never touch the stuff.

I appreciate you saying that. I kinda needed to hear it.

None of my squares have ever been that full.

This is all true, but I refuse to take off my nostalgia colored glasses.

FFIX is the best game in the franchise and I’ll die on that hill.

I didn’t need this reference.

That’s why I pretty much only go to DIY shows. There are no rules in a parking lot or under a bridge, and I came to bring the pain. Of course, now that I’m in my mid thirties I usually end up leaving with more pain than I brought.

It’s a terrible game, and I love it so much.

NO LECT ELON

Obligatory HAIL SATAN

That’ll never work. You gotta say it in elvish.