But the bribe amounts have very little to do with how unfathomably rich the “donors” are! If you look at all those bribes, the amounts are still within the realm of what the 99% could put together.

But I don’t even think it would cost the 99% that much, because it would force the 1% to up their game (in other words, there’d be bribe inflation) until the 99% can’t follow suit, which means the 99% wouldn’t even need to pay, in the end. But the higher price would make some bribers think twice, which might lead to less bribery happening.

Because if you’re living in Milwaukee, Atlanta, or Albany, it’s because you’re desperate for cheap living conditions and you hate yourself.

They may have been referring to the cartoon. The car in the cartoon did some ridiculous shit, such as tires that inflated like balloons and made the car extra bouncy.

So, you’ve already tasted lab-grown meat?

Crêpes > pancakes

Makes you long for golden parachutes that don’t open when their 737 Max loses an engine or two

People who make everything they’re involved with worse gotta stick together.

So, 16 50-cents, with some change left?

Time is money

I gotta have my naturally sparkling Perri-air