Not sure if that’s the name of the poem. It’s been (mis)attributed to a T.S. Watt, called “English”. A similar poem is The Chaos by Gerard Nolst Trenité, here read by Youtuber Lindybeige.

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That French guy was just trying to butter them up.

You jest, but when the moment comes when you notice you suddenly can’t (can happen with certain conditions), you pray to all the gods you can think of just to be able to take a leak again.

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Oh, I know this one, Estonia is that country next to Italy, right?

Running With the Bagpipes: A Kevin Costner Saga.

Me women want me fish. Fear, innit?

Shit went from Ratthew to Ratstew real quick.

TIL. Also, the blog post claims that donkeys can be seen “picking them [coyote] up by the neck and shaking them wildly: possibly causing trauma that can disable or injure”. Woah.

That’s a compliment, really.

You better be hiding in your pantry, because the creamy cream-free soup is coming for you.

Hard to judge from the photo, but maybe there’s no carpets and the cat doesn’t like the bare floor (might feel unsafe)? Idk just a guess.

Same.

Nothing like a potato when you craving for that starch hit.

Ah, you thought I called myself a low effort potato. I’ll have you know that you are not wrong.

No, but I admire the people who can memorize, recall and communicate by using the little pictures without the slightest effort. 😔

Why do people add ‘rule’ after post titles?

But maybe the virus is in the image file? /j

I second that. Fossify also has a whole suite of other apps. It’s a fork from Simple Tools which sold out. Fossify Gallery is awesome and also available on Play Store. Other apps are making their way there. NB! Not connected to Fossify, just a fan of what they’re doing.