kurmudgeon

My violent fantasy: Trump is laid down in his tighty-whities in a 6 in thick bed of molten tar so he can’t move. Then a steamroller rolls over him, starting from his feet to his head, one inch every couple of minutes so I can see his pain. When he passes out, we wake him before continuing on again.

But knowing my luck, after this happens, his supporters would just start wearing steamroller pendants and treating him like the next Jesus more than they already do.

Note: I said this is fantasy. A man can dream.

A lot of van life people spend the night in Home Depot parking lots and then use the bathrooms at Home Depot as soon as they open up in the morning to do their business and to clean up a little bit.

Indeed. Fuck that cunt as well.

This means fuck all and it just gives our 5-year-old president the idea that he did something important.

And I hope everybody in Australia blames the right people for this. Yes, this is a very fucking stupid decision by a very fucking stupid president of the United States, but it’s all those red hat wearing motherfuckers in the United States that put him in power. In this particular instance, general Americans are the fucking idiots that are responsible for this shit.

What you can’t say is “somebody was murdered to death”.

Nice. Zorin has quickly become my favorite distro. Has exactly what’s needed out of the box, caters to practically anyone, smooth and easy to use. They do such a great job.

Because life in the U.S. is all shit after high school.

I wonder if it’s so Trump knows where all of his supporters actually are located. If you’re trying to quell a future resistance, it would be easy to begin with pockets of the country that don’t have the app installed.

Question. If you have a rabbit freely running around the house, doesn’t that mean you’re going to have little shit balls all over the place? I’ve had rabbits in the past and I’ve never been able to properly potty train one to only shit in one place before. Rabbits don’t really control their shit like other animals do, at least not 100%.

Oh, please. That asshole got exactly what he asked for. And after he was gone, his wife showed exactly what she is: a spineless, petty, money-grubbing whore.

Why is she still relevant? Does she still command that much of an audience where we give a shit what she says?

This video clip is a perfect analogy for how the rich can treat our legal system. For everyone else, there’s Ice killing Alex Pretti.

So basically the House GOP have all turned into Susan fucking Collins. We are absolutely in the dumbest, worst, most embarrassing timeline.

The “Pro-Life” party.

Oh, that’s exactly what they’re doing. But they’re not going to beat me personally, because I don’t participate in their programming.

Imagine caring about “TV” still in 2026. Maybe it’s just me, but I haven’t watched cable or over-the-air television in nearly 20 years. If I can’t stream it or pirate it and play it off my NAS, I haven’t watched it.

As a former Arkansan, the moment she announced she was running for governor, I moved out of that state. Not even joking.

Once again, religion protecting perpetrators of sex crimes. That’s all religion seems to be about these days. That and taking your fucking money. They take your money so they can finger blast your kids or watch child porn or rape people. Fuck all religions. Such a waste of time and money and human lives.

Well, at least they won’t be complaining about not being able to sell their crops for a while.