I think George Carlin said it, and I’m paraphrasing poorly:

Think about how dumb the average person you know is, then remember half of people as dumber

This worked!

Dolla dolla bills y’all

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So does my iPhone for that matter.

“It’s for washing ya back-side, right?”

Colemak-DH using an Atreus from keeboard.io

There are literally dozens of us!

Prebuilt - Atreus from keyboard.io

As an Atlantan, ouch. Great analogy but ouch.

Yes, indeed, you said the funny part aloud.

There’s a big difference between this and getting snipped. The difference is, like, vast. It’s a vast difference.

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Help Help I’m being assimilated!

I get all my movie news from moviepoopchute.com too

I’m not even supposed to be in jail today!

How does New Lunix fit into the picture?

Coleman-DH: just take the plunge

🎼I…Am…your singing telegram!🎼