Yeah… umbrella ಠᴗಠ

Yep, this is the same guy who stated he didn’t even know how to say KAAMala, or is it Karmala? No body knows! No body knows…

I still have my pledge to SC, ~$25 so not a big one, but I’ve all but lost hope on a release of the full scope of the game as it was set out years ago thanks to the massive amount of feature creep and mismanagement.

…legislation that would force women seeking an abortion after 27 weeks and six days – an extremely rare occurrence – to be induced, to deliver the child alive.

Emphasis mine.

That’s 10 weeks early. I’m far from an expert but that’s extremely premature, right? Like, that baby is going to be in a very precarious place for a significant amount of time, yeah?

Again, I’m far from an expert but that seems horrible for literally everyone involved, especially the child! Possibly leading to lifelong health and developmental issues.

[Ben Hood] has previously said that, once born, if the baby “isn’t compatible with life”, it would then be given palliative care.

Takes “born to die” to the extreme.

One reason why I was aiming for a white car for my most recent purchase didn’t even get a mention; heat.

My family has always primarily owned coloured cars, dark blue and maroon, but I went from owning a black car to a white one and the cabin temp difference on a 30+°C day was staggering with the white car being much more tolerable.

HALT!

Buttclub.

Who you gonna call? Those bastards!

Women are not allowed to be pregnant because they are born with a baby.

I don’t know what that says about me…

The best outcome. Honestly, if we could convince other misinformation reporters to turn to comedy the world would be a better place.

Wow, look at that refresh rate! Surely this’ll fix my skill issue! /s

You mean to say you haven’t heard of Big Hand Bill and his amazing catch?!

90,585 days without a national health service.

248yrs. Nice, you did the maths.

I hate when you’re about to bust and run out of credits. Like, just take the ruined O or power on into the “insert permission slip reference” screen?

Yeah, sure, but where’s the fun in that?

Pulls out skinning knife.

So if you live in a miners cottage with 9ft ceilings you’re destined to fail? /s

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Probably even brought out the fresh toilet paper for the loo’s.

Incorrect

I keep trying but my boss keeps waking me up saying things like “I’m going to fire your lazy ass” and “why is my wife under your desk?”