We’re all cursed on this blessed day… Wait.

I was considering a new email. Bullet dodged!

Related are the people who won’t let you merge on because they aren’t in front of you… Then proceed to take the exit lane you’re trying to merge off of.

This is my favorite internet gag lately.

They absolutely hate anyone who is better than them at anything. They hate programmers. They hate artists. They hate their secretary that knows more about them than they do.

Getting rid of everyone would soothe their egos.

Like… Barely.

It’s just a cute game where you sell slime shit.

Reminds me of those threads “do you think you’re smarter than most people” of course anyone who responds either calls themselves a dumbass or agrees. But it’s always a biased question, because if you are sentient enough to understand the question you ARE smarter than most people.

I didn’t know his name was Joel Michael Singer. But I’m going to remember that. Joel Michael Singer.

Brain: do absolutely everything in the universe at the same time.

Me: not physically possible.

Brain:

Brain: bored. Now we’re guilty too. thanks asshole.

Me: :(

I use tab to fill out forms and people think I’m hackerman.

If you say the word “imagine” into a microphone then you’re allowed to beat your kids.

Man saw his ego and named it God.

Well it’s satire so that’s why.

Got that passion job salary.

Gen z became what boomers think millennials are.

Anyone else feel like the vault hunters in this game look generic as hell? I personally can’t wait to play… Guy in a hoodie.

Yeah, but borderlands 2 feels like it was written by a funnier 13 year old that’s kind of self aware. 3 has a more “hello fellow children” vibe to it.

You were probably more passionate about keeping a roof over your head.

Me, a fan, instantly recognized her and noticed nothing “weird” about her. Caring at all about her jaw shape or whatever intrinsically makes you a gooner.

And honestly, you’re fucking weird for even responding to me.

She looks higher resolution.