mistakes like this tend to appear in hard to handle situations

relevant username

– hello, I am calling about the fridge on the classified ad, does it run?

– Only when you call it.

kitchen scale master race

are you a transformer?

i live in a different country and most of the day i speak a different language

my memory is toasted

what you get if you mix Terminator and Godzilla

…twice

Lexus sold cars with cassette players until 2010

i go to work, but i take weekends off, does it make me a coward?

that’s what America wants apparently

actually i had the thought while scrolling YouTube choosing the background noise for my shower

don’t you wish you could filter it out

already voted, can i believe now?

and unlike Beto, he didn’t say Hell, yes, we’re going to take your AR-15, your AK-47

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like the flame stickers on my car

finally her son endorses her

he’s aware the pharmaceutical lobby has deep pockets, so this is more like a ransom