I can’t believe you’ve committed suicide. I cannot believe you’ve committed suicide. How could you have done this, how could you have committed suicide? I can’t help you out of this one Jim.

Real OGs will know

The iPhone 5/5s was probably the perfect phone for me in terms of comfortable one handed use. Something like that again would be perfect.

Back in the 2000s he kind of had a reputation as a “ladies man” who was confident, funny, and charming and who could sleep with any woman he wanted. At least, that was the perception I and many other people at the time had of him. Although even then there were real ones who seen straight through his act.

Naturally, as a teenage boy I wanted to be just like him and I looked up to him as a blueprint for how to be desirable to women. It’s a good thing that after a couple of years I began to see him for what he was and is. First and foremost a predator, but also a grifter and a liar.

This fucking shite

Can’t believe that once in my naive teenage years I liked this guy. Thankfully it didn’t take me long to see through his bullshit. He’s a piece of shit.

Andy Piper is the new Ronnie Pickering

Next time I’m in this situation I’m telling the person I’m helping to get their ass off the chair. If I’m helping you the least you can do is let me sit down!

Next step is to get Trump and Trumpism out of the White House for good. Trump is the worst President in living memory, maybe the worst ever, and his administration has done generational damage. For the Democrats, it can’t go back to business as usual after Trump, because that’s setting things up for another Trump in the future. It’s time to stick two fingers up to the billionaire class and start making radical changes for ordinary Americans.

They entire party needs to be taken over top to bottom, because realistically the current crop in the higher echelons aren’t going to do shit as they’re spineless and they’re bought. It’s time they started actually getting punished for their inaction.

I’m not confident of seeing any meaningful positive change, but I am very pleased to see Republicans lose. That’s my main take away from this. I do hope that Americans hold their lesser evils to account.

Slopini says it so I need to double check

Trump, Bolsonaro, Netanyahu

The two election outcomes: Victory for me or election fraud

ICE will CUM for him

I don’t like him and I don’t like AI.

"You need to get out of [major American city that is one of the best places in the world to be if you’re good at Math due to the universities]“

Hey it’s Fonejacker!

Very strange Americanism for a BBC article about an incident that happened in the UK.

Sometimes I think breaking the two party system is the single most necessary thing for the USA. All this back and forth and debate about voting vs not voting and lesser evilism is ridiculous.

How the fuck did it ever get to a situation where you have two parties who both oppose electoral reform but you’re afraid to not vote for one of them in case the worse one wins?

This is democracy theater.

France is consistently bad when it comes to making laws related to the internet.

A fine moustache. The finest