Or the car will be like “You’re creeping forward with your driver’s door open? I’m going to slam in to park without even asking first then all my dash lights will be going full xmas mode while I beep incessantly. Because fuck you, that’s why.”

His character and The Wasp character are lovers… Weird Al was probably the least Alabama option.

“Boo hoo, people aren’t being forced to put up with my stupid shit, waah!”

Windows user: I use Windows! It’s the best!

Apple user: I use OS X! It’s the best!

Windows and Apple users: Which do you use?

Linux user: Linux.

Windows and Apple users: OMG shut up, nobody asked!

Windows is doing stuff behind that splash screen too though

Why tf is strikethrough emoji a thing

☝️ This

Don’t kill me 😆