don’t tell him about prima nocta…NO PRIMA NOCTA!!!

but are those high or low beams?

probably called him Felon Musk

call of duty flashbacks incoming!

the Bro

👍 wish I could play these games all over for the first time to get that excitement all over again

parasite eve

vagrant story

fable

command and conquer

starcraft

castlevania - all of them

devil may cry series

kid icarus

mega man series

metroid

metal gear solid

Diablo series

doom

unreal tournament

ultima

morrowind

bladurs gate series

planescape

kotor 1/2

twisted metal black

ico/sotc

deus ex

and on and on and on

…k…ELI5

start your day with cold, hard cash. breakfast of champions!

…you’re gonna need a bigger desk

missed a chance for the ol hawk tuah maybe?

is the last name Flakes??