axont [she/her, comrade/them]

“not to be a conspiracy theorist or anything but the dastardly Celestials have engineered a blood plague”

1. that’s never going to happen, they’re an explicitly genocidal party.

2. you vastly overestimate how much Democrats actually want to win and govern. They do not give a shit. If anything they make far more donor money when they’re the underdogs than when they’re winning.

3. i don’t know where you’ve been for the past 50 years, but Democrats don’t learn lessons. If they lose because a bunch of people withhold their votes over Gaza, then the Dems will simply blame the left like always. They did it in 2000, they did it in 2016, they were preemptively doing it in 2020 before they won.

Are you talking about the polls that show Trump winning Ohio, Florida, Tennessee, and Texas? Yeah those were foregone conclusions. Most national polls I see show Harris up 2% to 5% points. She’s at least winning the popular vote, if the election were held today.

Yeah this is what it really is. The average American conservative has become so mentally deep fried that Trump comes across as quaint in comparison. He no longer hits the same for them. Or at least, they’ve gone so ass deep into trans panic and anti-wokeness that Trump’s 2016 rhetoric just isn’t doing it. He doesn’t cater to the same cultural grievance politics that DeSantis and Vance try to lean into. I’m remembering that one time Charlie Kirk was interviewing Trump. He was trying to get Trump to say there’s a widespread conspiracy on universities to censor conservative speakers, but Trump wasn’t having it. He said stuff like “No they’re doing great. Everyone loves me. The speakers get a lot of listeners.” Just didn’t play into it at all.

“I have the best transparent cubes, folks. Come join me in the Trump Cube.”

Apparently based on the Republican Party’s own rules the only way to replace the VP nomination at this point is death, serious illness, or if Vance voluntarily declines.

So in the funniest possible timeline the Republicans could break out the heart attack gun I guess

look at comrade diamond turds over here

some of us shit pure yoo-hoo and we like it that way

As a kid my dad gave me a manual on self-defense. The chapter on improvised weaponry suggested shitting your pants and flinging the turd at your assailant. It also suggested picking up a human-acclimated duck and throwing it.

Head like an ass

brown as your shit

I’d rather fart than give you my poop

One of these dastardly hexbears put a delicious pie on the windowsill. As the pungent aroma of delicious rhubarb pie reached my nostrils I began hovering towards the window, like any good liberal. But alas the hexbears was prepared with a big funny wooden mallet and proceeded to beat me until I saw stars.

That hexbear’s name? Joseph Putin.

wouldn’t this violate several food safety laws to put stuff into people’s food without telling them?

Oh ok, that does sound promising if the regeneration works as intended. Thank you for the insightful answer Mr. WashedAnus.

Is there any advantage of this over implants? Maybe I don’t understand the full scope but this seems really roundabout when I have a ceramic implant and it works fine. Maybe a regenerated tooth lasts longer?

“Then–Defense Minister of Israel Yitzhak Rabin criticized Soviet authorities for providing the hijackers with an aircraft and flying them to Israel in exchange for the release of the hostages.”

Christ how evil can Israel get? “how dare you save an airplane full of children”

Yeah policy exacerbating the problems of the famine through mismanagement still shouldn’t be described simply as man-made. At best you could call it a mismanaged famine. Man-made ascribes something deliberate to it.

It would be like calling the deaths by covid in America man-made. Which is sort of true, the US government engaged in negligence and let a million people die. But if I said “covid is man-made” that would be a poor way of framing it, right? It would sound like someone deliberately designed the disease.

I don’t think you could define this as strictly not racist, since “race” constitutes arbitrary characteristics decided upon largely by white hegemony. It’s how Africans became a singular black race despite being different cultures and language groups. It’s why Jews are sometimes white, sometimes not.

It’s absolutely why most Americans consider a native Spanish speaker a different race, no matter how white they are. We’re in a moment where being Muslim is a racial marker excluding a person from whiteness.

Here’s a trick I do. Go show an uniformed white American a picture of Bashar al-Assad. Every time I’ve done this, they’ll say he’s a white guy. Then tell them he’s the president of Syria and a Muslim. They instantly flip.

I’m pretty sure the original context was like “Hey this picture of two presidents walking kinda reminds me of this children’s book. That’s cool.”

And the current context is “Xi Jinping is a dirty [slur slur slur] and he’s yellow”

I neither love America nor the government. Our culture is a disease, our cities need to be razed or entirely redesigned, and our land needs to be returned to natives, to Mexico, and to the descendants of slaves.

Our entire society is a covenant with death and an agreement with hell.