Bullshit, Tesla headlamps blind everyone else on the road straight from the factory.

I am Sparkamus Prime!

You goddamned animal

Boise, Idaho

What a fucking surprise

Don’t you touch my truck-boat-truck

If something is making noise it’s either “fuck me” or “fuck off”

I AM ZIM!

See ya later, pups!

Eating uncooked or undercooked kidney beans, as few as four, can make you really fucking sick. Like shitting your guts out for hours sick.

Cook ur beans everybody

This shit started on Tumblr

Boomers: “these cast iron sewer pipes will last forever!!”

Huh, that must be why they made a big show about the data your device sends to their AI cloud is not stored or shared.

awareness of your personal context

Is this just a fancy way of saying “we track everything you do”?

C++ is way ahead of C in the same way that a metastasized cancer is way ahead of a benign tumor

We’ve had first pandemic, yes, but what about second?

Many, many hours of Double dash and smash bros melee were played with friends.

The ratio of interest isn’t groceries:housing, it’s income:CoL

The first ratio may have stayed rather consistent, but the second has not.

You fools it’s supposed to contain them, now they are on the loose.

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You stop breeding them, you don’t go around and kill dogs wtf is wrong with you.