Reading all this, I gotta ask; Did it work?

Satan won’t be catching anything. He’s going to be chilling on the sidelines with us as we get front-row seats to Jesus getting his ass beat by a Bible thumper who is mad about Jesus not voting for Trump.

The search gone is called “Kagi”, so the action of using it was “kagis”

Xenosaga first.

Go even further beyond.

T-pose on 'em.

This is the correct answer.

Those people being out of a job could very well be a blessing in disguise. If you work in retail long enough, you know what this means.

Religion.

“The” is spelled correctly.