Inglorious Basterds makes a solid case for being able to identify Nazis when they’re not in uniform.

So go ahead, carve your own forehead - gives everyone else something to aim at.

he is too woke for them now

Always has been. Jesus is basically the superhero tier of communist hippie. And he’s brown. Republicans fucking hate him.

Mary cheats on her husband, gets pregnant, convinces the dumbass that it was some magic ghost that gave them a magic baby, and accidentally created a religion.

…woulda prevented a lot of problems had she just owned up to it >_<

My first thought was the whole ‘broken clock right twice per day’ spiel, but then I had the same epiphany.

Yeah that guy’s a piece of shit --> wait, he’s a piece of shit right? --> …I can’t remember why I think he’s a piece of shit… am I confusing him with someone else??

Seeing your post, there’s some Mandela shit going on here.

Posting so I have a path back here, cuz same.

Boldly making obvious lies is kinda Russia’s style.

If it’s an organization-wide email group address that you’ve been added to, instead of reply-all, you can be extra chaotic by adding that group address as a BCC.

Then just say something stupid like “could you please remove me from this group” so it doesn’t look like you know what you’re doing.

It’ll spam the entire group, AND break any filters people have set up to delete/move/mark traffic hitting their inbox from that conversation.

Hopefully. But I’m not about to pretend I know where the positive feedback loops we’ve unleashed will go. Maybe the climate starts to improve a few decades after we’re all gone; maybe the greenhouse effect becomes so intense that planet earth becomes molten.

Even extremophiles have their limits - we may well have set Earth on a trajectory that ends in absolute lifelessness. Hopefully not. Probably not. But we’ve taken the keys to the planet and drove it off a cliff… whether or not anything can be made from the wreckage remains to be seen. But not by us.

We had a good run.

Best of luck to whatever the tardigrades evolve into after a few billion years… if any of them survive the hellscape we’re turning our planet into.

Don’t put any object in your ass that isn’t designed specifically to be in there.

If you’re into that, just go to your local adult shop and buy a dildo with a wide base so it doesn’t get spaghetti-noodled right past the sphincter.

Placentas always look like a fake rubber model of a placenta. I’ve done hundreds of c sections, and there’s always something uncanny about seeing those things just hanging out in their bucket on my backtable.

Crates are just the first step:

To kill the beetles, the crates of books are being placed into tall, hermetically sealed plastic sacks from which all oxygen is removed. After six weeks in the pure nitrogen environment, the abbey hopes all the beetles will be destroyed.

but I’m pretty sure they are not OP is asking for…

“at the reader’s discretion” :D

I figure the odds of any one comment here aligning with my personal taste are pretty low; but the goal was to stick my head out of that bubble for a bit, and y’all have delivered! It’s been fun checking out everyone’s recommendations, even if they aren’t being added to my own playlists.

👊

Americans don’t understand the concept of multiple axes

We only need one… Suspended by a rope, in a large wooden frame with a nice little basket on the bottom.

It’s way past due to make like the French and grow a fucking spine, then trim a little off the top of the new malignant spines. It won’t happen, but it needs to.

Roaches never just die when we need them to. There’s the possibility that the next guy won’t miss though.

5-10 consecutive record breaking hot summers, each of which accompanied by headlines exclaiming that scientists knew it would be bad, but not this bad!

…also some orchestrated drama to act as an excuse to initiate martial law, also acting as the justification to initiate Trump’s 3rd and 4th terms.

I’ve seen studies claiming that toilet seats are among the cleanest spots in a public restroom, and that slamming your bare ass cheeks down on those things is perfectly safe.

I also work in an operating room, where we routinely chop condyloma off of people’s ass cheeks… albeit less commonly the cheeks than the hole, but enough times to showcase the fact that the cheeks are prone to spreading and contracting contact dependent pathogens.

Those studies are bullshit - always build that toilet-paper-bird’s-nest on the public toilet seat.

Edit - also if you get a skin tag that seems bigger than a normal skin tag, it’s probably not a skin tag. Get that shit looked at before it’s the size of a fucking golf ball. You’ll save yourself a lot of time, pain, money, and worry.

There is no such thing as an ethical billionaire. She may be among the least malignant of that group, but they’re all cancer.

Yeah. Again, it’s a spectrum. Very few of them are 100% stupid or 100% evil.

Some are more on the stupid end and don’t realize they’re shooting themselves in the foot; others are more on the evil end and even though they understand that they’re shooting themselves in the foot, they decide it’s worth it because they’re okay with their suffering if it means certain other people are dragged into suffering with them.

I suspect a lot of the stupid we see is just a veneer to make the evil easier to sell. Look at Trump - we’ve given him the village idiot pass countless times… If he actually acted competently, the damage he’s doing would be way more obviously intentional, but so long as he plays a convincing enough dumbass, we’ll continue treating him like -just- a dumbass.

We’re living the Darth Jar Jar theory and I fucking hate it.