I read somewhere that tux and gnu are in a relationship and Xenia is Thier rebellios adoptive daughter and it’s my favorite headcanon

I mean I never had any issues with ThinkPad repairs ever, I think you still get parts for like real dinosaurs.

Who would have thought that the Nazi party is also a traitor to the country they “love” so dearly, nobody would have seen that

That’s is probably what I thought about, pretty easy to get things mixed with my surface level documenty knowledge. Just remembered that there was a creature that gives you a boner and you may die if it’s untreated.

Isn’t there a snake venom that makes it hard for the rest of your life (without antidote)

Unused ram is wasted ram. Change my mind

Why would they need an extra camera on a drone that already got two

Well it’s a meme old as time, I bet you find cave drawings about it

Then maybe a ramp that flips cars to the middle of the road and the passengers get better seats or some kind of Convair system that drags cars into a shredder

Well maybe it’s time that bus and tram get a cow plow at the front like trains had.

The last time the big companies that help also got their own concentration camps.

Lmao I didn’t had “bypassing corpo surveillance with a vtuber software” on my 2026 bingo

I mean from all the stuff you get at default I would recommend Mint just because you rarely ever have to touch the terminal and it just works. And well if you game alot and want a bit of console feeling steam os or bazzite. Well every distro can basically what every other distro can just the initial packag is different

I mean you could also open three terminals two left one right snapped to the side of the desktop, one runs htop the big one runs cmatrix and the bottem one is just ping 1.1.1.1

People still out here saying that Linux isn’t user friendly while I all my friends never touched the terminal the whole time they use mint and steam os

So everyone or at least the Major pillars are pedos. That’s definitely what every one wanted to hear /s

It should also watch you eat,sleep and shit than maybe, just maybe, someday it can be as reliable as a teenager

I mean it was spyware for a while now. Just waiting for the secenario, some people already joked about.( This “we encrypted your files so you switch to copilot os” meme/satire screenshot.)

If you don’t really think about it than it would be kinda nice but like, they gone train their ai on it and sell every little dater point, don’t they.

Well if it weren’t for the trainings time for employees all European countries should dump microslop. At least for public services.