This. Especially the second half.
This. Especially the second half.
The awwwwtism range
FYI teams has a setting to block direct calls and an automated voice message for missed calls.
Mine has been set to reject calls and play an automated message letting the caller know to ping me first on teams ever since my company decided it was an amazing idea to forward every employee’s office phone number/calls to our God damned teams account.
I despise spam calls and refuse to take calls unless asked first
You should always do your crime out in the ocean. Maritime law and all that
Never sign anything. If they don’t have your signature they can’t prove you did anything.
There is also always money in the banana stand.
In bigger company’s C levels manage VPs who manage directors who manage managers
It’s management alll the way down
And they won’t say no
…Because of the implications
Dude got his job AAAAND this fancy ladder he used to climb to that position
Just pulled it up behind him when he was done climbing
I had a roommate exactly like this in college
That poor dog and poor cat usually ended up locked in her tiny bedroom in our 3br apartment all day
She called the cops on us a couple times for having friends over
Idk I don’t think it’s that bad for 18th century farmers
“No soldiers can squat in your house unless they have a letter from uncle sam saying they can”
How do you think the Romans caught all that gayness?
Greek blood
Such a dumb name
They should be called hangy-hearers
Yes
They are called CEO CIO or CTO
Yes hello
I would also like for you to pay me $20 (your choice of currency)
After you delete discord please send $20 to my lemmy account.
If you truly cared about the state of the internet youd only browse websites with wget and text editors
Or something
The monkey’s paw curls…
Around hitlers dick