Spider-man 2: the game

No - but wiping it off is no issue. If you drool on yourself I’m not gonna touch it

The Apple of ancient Europe

Right - then I’ll just block you

Yet being top was accepted and revered. I’d say they were somewhat bi-friendly, and I’ve yet to hear about how they viewed lesbians.

Both Loki and Odin takes the roles/duties of women several times, while not being cast out or referred to as ergi.

Cross dressing I think was harder to execute as the manly outfits were lavish already.

Viking virtues like staying true to your word, even if that means death. A deviation of this is the stoning of men that tried to flee from combat - by their wives.

Viking society was very gender based with clear roles for man and woman, and while being a bottom would hurt your manly rep, being the active partner in a homosexual relation would bolster it.

Children still had top prio, so without a wife being too didn’t make the cut.

how about if I prove my points and you prove they’re lies

Ooo - a true master on Viking history here!! Tell us all about how it really was and what values they had. What ethnicities they accepted and how they viewed homosexuality?

Or actually they might care for how you dress as they were very vain and loved to dress up. Quite fancy

The vikings only cares if you behave Viking. Ethnicity don’t matter. Sexuality don’t matter. And I can’t fathom that they’d care for how you dress. As long as you have Viking values you are top notch

Fluids that exit the body is like this. Only exception is blood from your own kin and tears. Anything else gets very dirty once out of body. Sweat, urine, vomit etc

Spit in a cup and drink it and watch how your peers react.

It’s probably as your “backup plan” is faulty but they don’t want to embarrass you.