1/3 left…is that 9.5 days or 365-19 days?

Mine came with a sidewinder joystick. Thank you Tiger Express. Had to spend $200+ for 4mb more of ram(8 total) just to run it.

Are you crazy? Those brown people have guns.

Is dead the same as resign? I have $5 of payout I could really use

“We are giving you the Iranian world peace prize and the golden key the the straight of Hormuz”…thx for the billions

Thick thighs save lives!

I wish my father did

That poor fire extinguisher

You’re an asshole. Do you have any idea how much you may have cost me?

I want my EV MX-5!

My coworker - I’m boycotting Starbucks because “it’s trying to unionize”

Me - I am also boycotting Starbucks because of its stance on unions.

Delivery driver
Dvda
Gape
Fist

Why is this search not working?

Remember when AI was fun and all you could do is turn a photo into a spaghetti photo.

Oh she has a full beard. No one is going to mistake that for an under age girl.

How about dragon my balls across… wait. I think I’m into fitness. Yeah good health and fitness.

How about dragon?

During this time of my life, every response was a movie or commercial quote. I somehow had almost every conversation this way. Now it’s just meme responses. I’ve grown.

Joe is so old

This is why my wife says I can’t shave my beard.