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Those are my favorites - “Why doesn’t everybody in my company want to work 80 hour weeks and never take vacation, like I do?” Geez, maybe it’s because they don’t own the fucking company and there is absolutely no benefit to them to work themselves to death? They’re not the ones making more money just because they’re increasing company profits.

Because I voted early in person

They should definitely livestream this.

It might not work so flawlessly on the 2nd, 3rd, or 100th time though. I use ChatGPT semi-frequently for coding, while it generally does a surprisingly good job, I often find things it overlooks, and need to keep prompting it for further refinements, or just fix it myself.

I am all mammal people on this blessed day.

Don’t forget the Belarusians. They’ve been involved since Day 1.

Do you honestly believe he’ll be out of the news cycle if he loses?

Captured a Confederate ship and gave it to the Union, and South Carolina is putting up a statue for him? Damn, I’m honestly (but pleasantly) surprised.

“The others” had guns? As in, the Capitol Police, Secret Service, and other security services who were desperately trying to stop the mob? Because I’m not aware of any “others” that were there that day.

Wow, I didn’t know that existed, that’s really fun

But the constitution forbids the US military from operating within the borders of the US! Surely that’ll stop him from ever being able to do this! Right? Right???

Maybe she should endorse Kamala then.

But the electoral college is usually expected to vote in line with the popular vote

Electors in the electoral college are generally (with a few exceptions where EC votes are allocated proportionally) expected to vote in line with the popular vote of their respective states. Not with the overall national popular vote.

Yeah but it’s all going down from Oregon to California. That’s down on the map, which means it’s all downhill, so it should really be quite simple. (/s obviously)

A SWAT team happened to be training? In the middle of a hurricane??

I’ll get right on that, as soon as I wrap up these 3 defects

Ask a ridiculous question, get a ridiculous answer

Wow. So mature

• Spawn
• Baby Driver
• Garden State
• the Lord of the Rings trilogy

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