Higher body temperature is associated with depression, but severe depression will lower it to room temperature.

Imagine giving your kid a rap name in the hopes that they would become a famous rapper, and lil’ Keemo turns out to be some dumb pediatric oncologist.

That is because of the brown sprinkles.

Because it is the misdirection for Agenda 21.

Left and right both work towards the same direction. One takes in one way while the other takes from another, like lumberjacks on a two-man saw taking down a redwood.

My favorite flavor is itching.

Isn’t she wearing an Apple watch?

That portion of the country wouldn’t vote for any Democrat anyways.

The Wright brothers’ first flight was 40 years prior. They were trying all sorts of crazy stuff and relaxed, for the most part, in the 60s. They invented the helicopter, an aircraft that stays aloft through sheer violence alone, in '39.

A man of culture, I see.

All my homies love diagnosing problems by decoding LEDs blinking in code.

Instructions unclear, now have yeast infection.

Dewayo is going to the mooooon. Just hold out and you will see Lambo, everybody is sleeping on that and once the halving happens, you will laugh all the way to the beachfront villa.

I swore at rocks all morning and nobody is accepting cursed stones for groceries. I haven’t tried Walmart, should I try there?

I would absolutely be a wendigo bag holder and lose track of where my skinwalker is.

The more you explain your idea, the worse an idea it becomes. The rent progressively lowering means there will be a point where the mortgage is higher than the rent payments. The only way that system makes any sort of sense is if the government owns the house and rents it to you with payments based on a yearly appraised value. That would be a pretty sweet deal that would have high demand, which would require a lottery or que that would go about as well as section 8 vouchers(horrible).

You want a roundabout system where there is no incentive to rent out property, just ban renting property.

Paying such a small percentage would mean it takes a lifetime to be able to afford the house. If we take the median home value($360,681), $100 a month would take 300 years to own the house. That doesn’t even account for inflation and an increase in home value. You would just be pissing away money that could be better used otherwise. If you increased the payments, you would be better off saving or investing to buy a home than trying to buy the one you were renting.

How about we just ban companies from owning rental properties or homes longer than one year and nobody can rent out more than one home.

Already lost once and nothing happened. Maybe their hopes getting dashed a second time could inspire something, but there is a lot of loud cowards in their lot.

The outlier with a credit score under 700 and cashless, probably uses apple pay.

You know those machines that dispense stickers for quarters?