CosmicApe

There might not even be a speaker installed

Is that Avril Lavigne with big ol’ honkers?

Well obviously, he only takes REAL MEAT

“Link, we need to stop Gannon and save the princess!”
Link: “HUH!” smashes pot and runs away

He’s a shithead officer because he doesn’t want thousands of civilians to be bombed?

Which celebrity?

Me as a 13yo reading the first book: Holy shit, Dumbledore is so badass he just magics up a feast for everyone!
Me reading the later books: Oh, the feast is cooked by elves. Slave elves. Elves that are slaves… Cool cool cool…