For the most part, the people who strip copper wiring for a quick buck would not know or care that selling it intact would make a lot more. They want cash now, not next week.

Now I really need to find a D&D group to join, lol.

LOL Mike Tysons bare ass.

I was at a Buffalo Wild Wings early enough before the fight that I saw it, the place was full and the whole place cheered when we saw the cake.

Also, the entire place emptied as soon as the fight ended.

Not to mention these things are like $100 for a “cheap” one. The amount of engineering it has to take to design that shit is probably a few years of grad school.

There’s a reason Playtex got to make space suits.

How trans friendly is the Netherlands? I like bikes and tall people are hot, lol.

We’ve been joking that reality is so absurd that the Onion is just a news site now…

I’m sorry y’all, every time I try to do something significant to improve my life, life comes by and kicks my teeth in.

I started a full stack bootcamp a few months ago, now I should probably spend my time working, saving money and going through paperwork hell to reclaim citizenship in an EU country and getting the fuck out (I definitely can, I just don’t want to go into detail). Maybe I’ll try to do uni in Ireland in a few years?

That was the meme the first time I saw this image.

The pee tapes might be weird enough for Trump to want to keep them hidden, if they exist.

Are they making out or is it a reference to the socialist fraternal kiss?

Symbolically, it’s a similar meaning either way.

Not just civilized countries, it’s fairly common to bury power lines in Florida, because hurricanes.

Adding Stardew Valley to your list - on Android it’s even got mod support and the controls aren’t awful.

I’ve also had a lot of fun with rollercoaster tyremoved classic but I’d really only recommend that on a tablet.

Not actually sure anymore, he had the domain of itjust.works for some kind of IT business, but now it just redirects to sh.itjust.works. That’s odd.

Can’t. The Dude won’t pass around a hat, but I do wonder if he counts it as advertising for his business and gets a tax break at least?

Why are your favorite pizza toppings pineapple and anchovy?

You don’t even need an algorithm to do it either. I didn’t use Linux when I signed up for Lemmy…

D.C. apparently

For the first question, there’s a distinction between state and federal crimes, things like shoplifting are usually state level crimes, if you do something like counterfeiting or crossing state lines while doing a criminal activity that’s often federal. The president can only pardon federal crimes, they can’t pardon a state crime (a year or two ago Biden pardoned federal weed offenses but that affected almost nobody because most people jailed for weed are at the state level which he couldn’t pardon). Trump’s charges in New York are state level and he can’t pardon those.

Whether or not Trump can pardon himself for federal offenses (like the case in Florida that’s been killed by that Trump-appointed judge) is yet untested (Nixon resigned and was pardoned by his successor to avoid this exact question), and it’d likely go to the Supreme Court… so they’d probably let him pardon himself.

I’m going to pass on the second question because I think he could actually be president from jail but I don’t know for sure. I’m not a lawyer, lol. Didn’t legal eagle do some videos about this?