• shalafi@lemmy.world
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    3 days ago

    More likely, From Dusk Til Dawn we’re hearing:

    “All right, removed, removed, removed! Come on in removed lovers! Here at the Titty Twister we’re slashing removed in half! Give us an offer on our vast selection of removed, this is a removed blow out! All right, we got white removed, black removed, Spanish removed, yellow removed, we got hot removed, cold removed, we got wet removed, we got smelly removed, we got hairy removed, bloody removed, we got snappin’ removed, we got silk removed, velvet removed, Naugahyde removed, we even got horse removed, dog removed, chicken removed! Come on, you want removed, come on in, removed lovers! If we don’t got it, you don’t want it! Come on in, removed lovers!”

    Or, the “we got dick” version.

    Love it when the frogs go off at night.

    “Fuck ME! Pick ME! Pick me! Fuck me fuck me fuck me.”