• Jimbabwe@lemmy.world
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    I don’t understand these people who are like:

    Officer: “How’s it going?”

    Guy: “I’m here to do crimes! Wanna see my guns??”

    It has happened a few times. Maybe he’s looking for a free flight back to Venezuela…

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      8 days ago

      Also this is what this administration’s DHS is saying after this administration’s Secret Service arrested him, so… 🤷

      Oh, and they also take pains to say he is an “illegal alien” that entered the U.S. in March of 2024. So you know what THAT means. Biden had OPEN BOARDERS!!!1111

      Honestly, probably just a case where someone needs access to mental health care and I’d like to believe that the DHS is telling the whole truth here. But everything about this administration and the conservatives are so terrible and so suspect.

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          I used to be especially amused that the people that would spell borders improperly would also say “the country is full” and when asked, “is it really? Have you even driven through some of this country?” they’d get all huffy and suggest that “well, the illegals can all move in with YOU and other liberals!!!” [1]

          Thus bringing their misspelling full-circle, unwittingly…

          [1] Game, set, match, liberals! Consider yourself completely PWNED. LOL. LMAO, even. I’m not even slightly exaggerating, I’ve had several conversations that went pretty much exactly like that and the conservatives believe that is “winning” a “debate”.

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      voices told him to kill

      I feel like i can understand why someone who’s hearing voices might not behave 100% rationally.