PSYCUTLERY is the latest 15 year passion project by developer Skye June, previously known as thunder dragon, in it you control the titular psychic cutlery to launch at your enemies, you can get it on on Itch.io or Steam if you still use that hellhole for completely free NOW (not that its gonna stop being free, but every moment you’re not playing it is a moment less you have to beat it)
I assure you I have not been paid for this, the developer probably doesn’t even have the money to pay me given she’s dishing out gems like this free of charge, I just resonated with the game so much and its so small and niche I feel compelled to spread the word
i remember seeing her old waluigi fangame and i know it’s really good for fangame standards in 2007, so please try this out mates
THIS WAS MADE BY THE PERSON THAT DID PSYCHO WALUIGI?!
THEY’RE TRANSFEM?!
WHY DID I LEARN THIS ONLY NOW
waow-based
i had the same reaction. i thought psycho dragon left the internet. i discovered this by asking myself “wait a minute, is there a psycho waluigi remaster?”
and instead i found a hidden gem
15 year passion project
Holy shit that level of dedication. She spent a fifth of an entire lifetime on this and then gave it away for free. Haven’t even seen the game yet, but massive respect already.
there’s one donation thing and it’s only for the main composer
please play psycutlery. you won’t regret it
Ooh this looks cool! Will check it out

PLEASE PLAY IT IT’S SO GOOD
PLEASE FUCKING PLAY THIS EVERYONE
Can confirm, Psycutlery is fantastic! I’m not usually a fan of super quirky writing either, but this game somehow made it work really well

Between the super creative level design, the drawings and the fun character writing everything about this game is incredibly charming
Also, it’s got this song

you’ve actually heard of the game before my post?
I have! I even got all the spoons on the 1HP difficulty mode because I’m a filthy

im so fucking scared
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
I’m glad I saw this because I tried it and it really is a pretty excellent platformer.
Hell yeah this looks rad
Just started playing it 30 mins ago, it’s seriously so good! The soundtrack is great and the movement is really smooth. Fuck yeah thank you for sharing
I’m sorry, I’m so fucking sorry, but I still cannot like Psycutlery
Elaborate?
Pleae dont take my statement on psycutlery to be true. Ive never actually olayed it. The guy that submitted this post is a prick, and this is a meta response to his assholery.
He posted this statement as a post about Dwarf Fortress, made valid criticisms, all good there.
I love the game, and have spent a lot of time playing.I screenshot my hours played, which is a lot, and let him know that the criticisms he was making were valid.
His response to this was to blow up at me for putting too much time into playing a game with problems…
He’s since taken the post down for rwasons i cant determine, but i presume its cause he was a dickhead and he couldnt handle people treating him as such.
i wanted to stay out of this but i’ve decided to step in
my criticism of how you responded was not in the slightest about anything related to your playtime, it is infact none of my business and if you like dwarf game i am happy for you, i like to consider myself a not asshole
my response was about the general genre of joke where someone says the game they’re playing sucks and then showing their profile of having played it for an almost comical amount of time (clearly showing some sort of sarcasm), though i will admit i was perhaps rather harsh with that and i apologize for any offense taken, i was just making a statement of that particular genre of sarcastic joke and not trying to attack you personally
my response to your response thereafter was because i thought you were mad about me not liking the game, not because of any potential offense you might have taken from my earlier comment
I also wish to clarify that i took down the post not due to you but because a user i already have a rocky history with from the matrix chat appeared, and i didn’t want said user to start any flames in my comments section
PS: all said do please turn off your games if you’re not playing them, your computer will thank you
the dwarf fortress–psycutlery beef knows no bounds
it does know bounds, for it is artificial beef











