The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Gaming@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 months agoNo notes. It's perfect.lemmy.worldimagemessage-square54fedilinkarrow-up1204
arrow-up1200imageNo notes. It's perfect.lemmy.worldThe Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Gaming@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 months agomessage-square54fedilink
minus-squarestembolts@programming.devlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2arrow-down17·5 months agoHello, I am the apostrophe police. Please register with the executioner for your execution first thing tomorrow morning.
minus-squarePyroNeurosis@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12arrow-down1·5 months agoAs the Honorable Apostophe Judge in charge of this district, the apostrophes displayed in this meme are accurate: the first being the possessive of “nobody”, and the second being a contraction of “dick is”. The accused is thus declared not guilty.
minus-squarestembolts@programming.devlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·edit-25 months agoWe are the American apostrophe police, please register for your execution first thing tomorrow for correcting me.
minus-squaremorphballganon@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·5 months agoComma police? This comment right here ^
minus-squaresamus12345@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·5 months agoThey’re wrong and both apostrophes are correctly used.
minus-squarestembolts@programming.devlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0arrow-down2·edit-25 months agoHey, I found an accomplice! Get em boys!
minus-squaresamus12345@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·5 months agoIf it make’s you feel better I’ll use apostrophe’s wrong in this sentence.
minus-squarestembolts@programming.devlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1arrow-down1·5 months agoI lost my grammar policing job due to questionable use of force, inaccurate reports, and comma smuggling. I am now powerless to stop grammar crimes.
minus-squareandroogee (they/she)@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·5 months agoWhere were you smuggling the comma exactly? (˵ ͡o ͜ʖ ͡o˵)
minus-squaresamus12345@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·5 months agoI’m sorry to hear about you’re plight.
minus-squarestembolts@programming.devlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·5 months ago(pulls night stick from holster) I got your explanation right here buddy.
Hello, I am the apostrophe police. Please register with the executioner for your execution first thing tomorrow morning.
As the Honorable Apostophe Judge in charge of this district, the apostrophes displayed in this meme are accurate: the first being the possessive of “nobody”, and the second being a contraction of “dick is”. The accused is thus declared not guilty.
We are the American apostrophe police, please register for your execution first thing tomorrow for correcting me.
Comma police? This comment right here ^
O fuck.
Explain?
They’re wrong and both apostrophes are correctly used.
Hey, I found an accomplice! Get em boys!
If it make’s you feel better I’ll use apostrophe’s wrong in this sentence.
I lost my grammar policing job due to questionable use of force, inaccurate reports, and comma smuggling. I am now powerless to stop grammar crimes.
Where were you smuggling the comma exactly?
(˵ ͡o ͜ʖ ͡o˵)
I’m sorry to hear about you’re plight.
(pulls night stick from holster)
I got your explanation right here buddy.