I can hear the dinosaur in it…
Husband: I want one of those! /s
Wife: who needs a rooster when you can hear that all night long??
Sounds just like the sounds newer trucks make when they back up: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=A3Wt1_51EVA
This is 90% what I expected a kiwi to sound like.
>barges into view
>releases 20,000 demons
>refuses to elaborate
>and he waddled away (waddle waddle)I don’t believe this is a real animal.
Birds aren’t real
It’s a fruit
If memory serves me correctly it’s named for the sound it makes
Kiiiiii wiiiiiiii
Yeah its exactly like a Pokemon. I had no idea they went “kiwi kiwi” in a cute voice like this.
When it ran away was pretty great.
My job here is done! Away!
“Until next time”
This is the sound of an animal with no natural predators.
I like how it leaves in a swiggity swooty fashion.
How have I never noticed that these goobers don’t have arms or nothin. I can’t imagine this thing walking in any way other than a swiggity swooty approach.
This is God’s creature right here.
I had to rewatch the video to make sure I got an exact image of what swiggity swooty means
Ah, so the kiwi has a bird body but still uses its dinosaur voice.
I thought kiwis spoke English.
They do have a funny way of speaking it.
Git off my dick
All my friends have been on my deck.
My favorite author is a kiwi who writes In English and teaches it, but for all I know she sounds like the video
They say “LILILILILILI!” Then cut your throat with a thrown chakram that bounced off the throat of the guy beside you.
They do speak English, but in spoken Kiwi, they convert 75% of their vowels to a short i.
And their short i’s to a short e
All our vowels are just “u” (or schwa as I was once told).
- Nuw Zulund
- Fush und chups
- Uh nu, u’m buchd, u’m buchd us.
Screams of a thousand dark souls…
Nightmare Potato.
I eat kiwi all the time and I ain’t never heard them make a sound.
They’re obviously dead before they put the them out at the grocery store. I bet you don’t see yours running around outside either.
Sounds just like the fruit.