We heard the parable about being our own star witness from Rapp Snitch Knishes.

Kidney Dad judging me

New rock paper scissors just dropped. Rock Water Hair.

Hair blocks water. Rock breaks hair. Water cuts rock.

It’s expanding foam. It only knows growth. It will seek to spread its borders in pursuit of some idealized pseudo-history idealized from stories the foam heard growing up. And Flock has no flags so it’s free real estate.

That’s why he’s saying something. He’s afraid there will be.

Baby food jars are typically glass

There isn’t a university named after a rich dude that’s free. Most are very expensive to maintain the brand value of the family name.

quite frankly, sir, I don’t think we can make America great again without hanging your CEO publicly for treason.

MAGA coming after Flock is an unexpected twist.

We should go back to the cardboard 6 pack. Recyclable and has a nice handle.

He’s a prison millionaire

It’s football all the way down…

Race Bannon in retirement.

Do not let cops near your pets

How quaint of you to have the illusion of civility in this post-pandemic world. Get off your fake morale high horse and go back to watching fox

And as old as that is, sharks are older than the mountains.

Yep. He was able to buy his way out of the problem.

Why is he wearing a seatbelt? Is he like the blue collar podcasters who just shouts at a camera alone in his truck? He’s a pair of Oakley’s and a handlebar mustache away.

Edit: bro needs to finish shaving or grow a real beard. Whatever he’s got going on has middle school mustache vibes.

Be the change

New Jersey has some strange laws

Leavitt became the youngest White House press secretary in history when she assumed the position last year at 27 years old.

She is only 28‽