This ability of the sorcerer will wipe any one song of your choosing from the pages of history, as if it never existed! Gone from our reality. They were going to do it anyway, but they’re making you choose.
Which song would you pick?
(If you really can’t narrow it down to one, then try narrowing to three)
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Last Christmas by Wham!
That stupid song that gets used in every Youtube short (Time and Hope - Cinematic)
Because it’s already starting again, “Last Christmas”. Fuck that garbage piece of shit song that’s ruining the lives of everyone that has to work in retail during Christmas.
I love this song.
Baby Shark. The entire time that ducking song was making it’s rounds through society, I managed to avoid it. I knew it was repetitive and awful, and through good fortune and luck, it missed me completely.
Then I watched the new season of Umbrella Academy. Those motherfuckers.
Kars 4 Kids.
Do I get to remember it? So then I can just make it again and say it’s my song
Unfortunately, you must understand, as you are part of the reality you inhabit, you could not be aware of a song that never existed.
The Gummy Bear song. I have no proof, but I think it has some kind of brain dissolving frequency.
English or German version?
That one justin bieber song from when he first got famous
Mr. Brightside by the killers… fuck that song, fuck that song so much. My hatred of that song extends to everything else the killers do without ever hearing them
It was only a kiss…
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Paul McCartney’s Christmas song. It’s a blight upon all mankind.
A Kid Rock song and there are so many good candidates I can’t decide.
Baby it’s cold outside.
Seems to be America’s favourite rape song played for the entire cold season.
I was under the impression that this is a misconception about the songs meaning.
At the time women would be expected to say no outright and go home. To say they have to leave, instead of having autonomy and being promiscuous.
So in the song the woman wants to stay but is following the societal expectation to say they need to leave and the man is giving her all the excuses she could use to explain why she didnt leave, so people wouldnt suspect her of staying over to have sex.
These days that expectation is not there so the song is interpreted in a different way and sounds super rapey.
To be clear. I am not advocating for this old way of thinking, nor am i saying i know the explanation i have given is true. I am only telling what i have heard and felt like to me that actually makes a lot of sense in the right context.
Basically, women wanted to be able to have sex with anyone they wanted, but people would look down on them for doing it. So, to avoid being ostracised, they would avoid situations like that.
But again. I may be wrong. I have just heard this explanation and wanted to share.
Santa Baby is also pretty gross. “Hurry down my chimney tonight” …urm, okay…
Damn it is pretty pushy now that you mention it
Happy birthday. Just to see what replaces it in NA
Brown Eyed Girl
The US national anthem. People will stand around before sporting events knowing that they used to do something but are mystified they can’t remember what.