I once slid a large rock across an entire frozen lake. Please, contain your admiration
Living the dream…
Finding a nice stick
Surely women also love seeing large rocks fall into a lake from great height, right? This has to be just a human love.
I know I do.
Women love throwing paper airplanes, when it glides perfectly on the first try
I like both. Does that make me non-binary?
Yes, now go buy the plush shark from Ikea.
I’m mostly ambivalent about it really.
Edit: am woman, still human though
still human though Sounds sus.
Digging a hole
Watching someone dig a hole. Or standing by the side of a hole that was just dug and commenting about the hole. Or watching construction work in a previously dug hole.
We seem to just like holes. We are simple creatures.
Bringing in all the groceries in one trip.
Although… that’s a lot easier now-a-days.
Pissing from great heights is a wonderful, wonderful feeling.
JA’LOJA!!!
Always on the Bortus side of life
