It’s like a badly written “young adult” book written by someone who has never interacted with another human being, and none of the words have more than two syllables.
Please do it, you flat-faced moron. Sing “My Way” and at the end, shit on the stage
May as well, it’s not as if that could lower your approval ratings any further.
That last part will happen no matter what he ends up doing though.
It’s his “closer”
What? The approval number getting lower? I don’t t think so, orange buffoon could literally have a half-arsed wank on the stage and still about 35% to 40% will applaud him, while murmuring about “5D chess” or “manly, boys will be boys”, “strong man, world leader” or whatever. And that I find truly worrying.
I think they mean him shitting himself.
Fair, I can see that happening.
It might be the same thing for Trump.
But also, approval numbers are thoroughly meaningless in a system where he cannot be removed from office by direct will of the people.
I don’t think Trump even knows about GG Allin.
Might I suggest this number for his lineup?
His ugly ass on stage, waddling around in his weird shoes, jerking off invisible giraffes…
With tiny hands
And very likely shitting himself.
Instead of washed up artists, it’s going to be a 90 minute MAGA rally just like all his other ones. He will blame Democrats, Biden, and Obama, heck he will probably even throw Hilary in there. Then say something about being the greatest and best at everything ever created, and that we are hot.
There you go, you can skip the whole thing.
Omg this might be the one funny thing he manages to do this decade
Basically “AI slop.” He hasn’t done “art” since he gave Jeff Epstein that birthday card.
How about you replace one of the ufc fighters in the ring? I’d at least watch that
“Sigh. What’s Kid Rock’s number again?”
Get ready for more jacking off of baby giraffes …
“Liefest 250, get yer tickets now patriot!”
he really is desperate to have anything in the media to distract from recent epstein file revelations(eg, trying intimidate JEAN E carrol again)
What is YOUR number?
How much would Trump have to PAY you to go to his concert?
Think carefully, get back tariff expenses, gas prices, grocery prices, airfare, mental health checkups…
$1.776 billion. cash. from his personal and corporate accounts, plus another $500 for some really good noise-cancelling headphones i can plug into my old mp3 player.
None, because among other reasons he’d never make good on it.
Well, I see you’ve met Mr. Trump.
I’d do it for $500k.
Enough money to fuck off and permanently retire in relative luxury in some 3rd world country. Never work another day in my life. Cut myself off from the news so I never have to see and hear this fucker ever again…
Paid in advance, of course. Because I don’t trust this guy as far as I can throw him. And I can’t throw his fat ass very far.
No, no, no, you have to STAY in this country. You have to be vested in this place.
Now how much?
Okay… $50 million, then.
Enough to do pretty much the same thing, but in the US. Gonna build myself a nice, luxurious off-grid cabin way the fuck off in the middle of nowhere and have no traffic in or out except for deliveries of groceries and hookers.
All this because his dad never hugged him?
All this because a black man was president
I think his dad did a lot more less wholesome to him than that.
Bring me in to this buddy. You need a guy, i am the guy. I was there, when you built that big thing. I jacked it to your name on a building in New Jersey. Oh I am so desperate for like 5 bucks for a bag of rice
Make sure you get your $5 and a bag of rice in advance though – he’s got a nasty habit of not paying people.
Great! Let’s see him tap dance.
*poopy dance
