My elementary school teacher told us once that Americans only poop once a week. The climate is colder in North America, so their intestines pack the poop together very densely such that they only need to poop once a week. She said you’d be sent to the doctor if you poop daily in America.
Is this true?
What the fuck?
No. Though to be fair, I don’t live in the cold part of the US.
So sorry to hear that shitty education is not unique to us.