Have you tried removing the toilet seat 1 hour after your wife goes to bed, so that when she gets up to pee at 2am and doesn’t turn on the light, she falls in?
Then you burst in, snap a pic, and upload it to your instagram with the caption “I keep the removedes removed wet!”
I don’t think they were suggesting anyone actually do that, but it does seem like they don’t fully understand what it means to be playfully annoying to your spouse.
My wife is nearly annoy proof. If I texted that, she would get all warm and fuzzy.
Sounds like your wife is keeping the Live, Laugh, Love pillow manufacturers in business.
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Have you tried removing the toilet seat 1 hour after your wife goes to bed, so that when she gets up to pee at 2am and doesn’t turn on the light, she falls in?
Then you burst in, snap a pic, and upload it to your instagram with the caption “I keep the removedes removed wet!”
Maybe THAT will annoy her?
Thats not annoying, its just mean and disrespectful.
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Don’t think they were being serious
I don’t think they were suggesting anyone actually do that, but it does seem like they don’t fully understand what it means to be playfully annoying to your spouse.
What? You don’t love cutting their hair while they’re sleeping?
Well we cant have that, of course. You need to try some new tactics.