I’d pay to read a novel adventure written from the perspective of a dragon lol
Here you go: Raksura by Martha Wells, of Murderbot fame.
Wait, we can’t give people names based on their anatomy? Then what about Edward “Blackbeard” Teach? Or Jack “Legs” Diamond?
Or Edward Scissorhands. Or my one handed friend who goes by “Knub”
Dick is/was a relatively common nickname
And this is my sister, Vulva
If your name was Richard.
Or you were a dick to people.
Shoeless Joe Jackson. Satchmo. Any number of Blind blues musicians.
I can’t believe I forgot Cotton Eye Joe until now.
Yeah, no human would ever have “balls” in their name. That’d be ridiculous!
Hey look, kids, it’s /u/rimjob-steve!
Shut up Jangle-Balls
Lol I’ll have to start telling people the J is for Jangle.
Just like no one would be called dick
That would be silly to use as even a nickname.