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resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 days ago

Trump says he should receive a separate Nobel Peace Prize for the ‘eight and a quarter’ wars he claims to have solved

www.independent.co.uk

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Trump says he should receive a separate Nobel Peace Prize for the ‘eight and a quarter’ wars he claims to have solved

www.independent.co.uk

resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 days ago
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Trump wants a Nobel Prize for all ‘eight and a quarter’ wars he claims to have solved
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Trump revealed plans to meet with Venezuelan opposition leader Maria Corina Machado next week

cross-posted from: https://lemmings.world/post/39534232

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  • itisileclerk@lemmy.world
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    6 days ago

    He also said that he is not pedophile.

  • biofaust@lemmy.world
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    7 days ago

    A Nobel Peace Prize should be given on the spot to the person that will impale his severed head on a pitchfork.

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    Was the FIFA Peace Prize not good enough?

  • limelight79@lemmy.world
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    I’m kind of curious how high he’ll go with that count. He randomly increases it, so now I have this morbid fascination with seeing where it ends.

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    Participation trophies were invented for dipshits like this.

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    He’s going to be given or will steal Machado’s peace prize and will crow non-stop about winning it. Another, aggrievement based, ego-soothing tour is on the books.

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    He’s like: do you Canada and Cambodia in a war against each other? You are welcome.

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    deleted by creator

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    How about an igNobel prize?/Although it could pass as an insult to the institution behind those awards. Because they have standards. Low. But still.

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    a quarter war stopped, lol

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      Really it’s 65 eighth wars stopped, but they rounded up to the nearest quarter

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        You know what, may as well round up for ease of calculation and say he stopped 100 wars.

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    So he wants a participation trophy.

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      He wants to be loved, admired, and feared.

      Because he is a sad joke.

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    “Trump says” Welp, I’m done reading.

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    The guy who just committed an act of war against a foreign government, is threatening to violently seize land from another one, and put armed thugs in the streets of his own country who murdered a woman in cold blood a mere two days ago wants a Nobel Peace Prize.

    That’s the joke.

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    Brother you just became a war criminal by starting a war. Nows not the time.

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    DEI Nobel prize

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