“Me? A subversive political agent? No I am just a simple tailor as you can see, look around my shop and all you will find are handmade jokes created by the best craftsman in the Alpha Quadrant”
Already, our trained technicians are navigating through the website and deleting every instance of the letter “T.” Soon, they will move onto the letter “E.”
What’s the catch.
https://www.theonion.com/give-us-1-or-the-onion-disappears-forever-1851436787
I am $1 poorer
Is that for real or has the takeover made that unnecessary? Can’t tell anymore is they’re serious
Anymore? The onion is, and always has been, dead serious.
Even the jokes.
Especially the jokes.
“Me? A subversive political agent? No I am just a simple tailor as you can see, look around my shop and all you will find are handmade jokes created by the best craftsman in the Alpha Quadrant”
Haha, guess I could have read it a bit closer