Browning 50 cal says hi

That is why you condescend the voters at the same time by reminding them they really don’t have a choice because the other side is literally murderous.

At a certain point of reach + cynicism the magical ghost of the swing voter apparates out of thin air in a wave of pro-democracy enthusiasm, or so the old DNC tale goes when told by the barely sentient, elder scions of the party being wheeled around on carts of money.

Y’all try sooooo hard to slander Hasan lol

The fact that liberals and centrists look at Gavin Newsom and think he isn’t their enemy is one of the most depressing indicators of how screwed the US is.

It appears the “Blame The Immigrants” alarm is too loud and overpowers it, I think the solution is to position ourselves as only hating immigrants somewhat, surely that will make us popular and then people will listen.

I promise when I am elected to always be just a tiny bit less bigoted than the opposition, I live by my values that is just the kind of everyday guy I am.

I think they have no problem with regulatory capture being added to cement their dominance under the guise of protecting kids…

Let the invasion begin my children-muahahahaha

My jokes hit with laser precision

Deport RFK

Cool, you should join the fight or support Ukraine so we can stop laughing quicker.

It isn’t really Open Source if it can become not Open Source.

Imagine trying to convince someone 20 years ago flying a dinky robot with a stick and string to awkwardly tangle up another dinky flying robot would be a crucial lifesaving and frontline warfighting skill.

Now imagine trying to convince a fascist who only values performative displays of raw strength of this future… you simply would not be able to and this is precisely why fascists are terrible at war.

oooh you almost had it!

Fuck Musk I was being sarcastic

sigh both sides are so extremist.

/s !

The board elections and voting are run by lemurs using a series of colored balls that when thrown in a particular sequence indicate voting intentions and monetary policy support, board meetings must have at a minimum two presentations occuring simultaneously or they are immediately cancelled in favor of seeing who can jump over all the board room chairs in a makeshift hurdle sprint competition.

Same, it is infuriating. Neoliberals are insufferable ideological cowards who will ALWAYS backstab you rather than challenge the status quo. It is so obviously apparent this is 1000% who Gavin Newsom is it hurts to even think about.

Conservatives aren’t wrong when they shit on how dumb California is as a national punching bag, they are just even dumber and more deeply married to their cult-like beliefs than Californians could ever be, even in the worst caricature of Californians possible.

California really does seem to still believe in the progressive potential of Sillicon Valley, especially when it is violently ripped from tech workers hands and given to techbro billionaires to blindly destroy, and it makes me want to vomit just thinking about how self defeating and smarmy of an ideology that is to hold in 2026.

Gavin Newsom perfectly encapsulates this emptiness inherent to Californian culture.

What is this universe?

I am living in Assassin’s Weed?

Great reads!