they are going to blame him for Trump’s failure don’t they?
Somebody had to get thrown under the bus
Or the couch, as it were.
Ah, I didn’t expect Vance to be the bottom in those relationships.
Really? In what world does Vance give off the vibe that he’s a top? Looking at that face, he probably wanted to bottom for the couch but had to take the top role because the couch just laid there.
I was mostly thinking of the sheer physics of being the bottom to a couch.
Well now I need to go into incognito mode…
But was kinda hoping…
They’ve got to hang someone for it (hopefully figuratively, I don’t really agree with anyone being put to death) and he’s a good sacrificial goat.
Don’t tell me he fucks goats too? Poor goats. They need to be checked for STDs now.
Meh fine with me. Fuck that dude, he’s a goddamn psychopath.
They could avoid all this if dementia donnie were to stop telling shark battery stories and exit the race because he’s so old and so very weird.
Impossible, that would require they had a first thought.
I came to say something similar but you said it better. Love it.
Sorry GOP, no abortions, even in cases of rape or couchsex. You’re carrying this baby to term.
Is that where ottomans come from?
Just because of the couch sex?
Indian wife
Woke name change 1
Woke name change 2
Dolphin sex
Eye liner
‘Are you racist? Do you hate mexicans?’
Dolphins to JD Vance: “So long, and thanks for all the
fishfetish”.
…or… the dolphin fetish porn…
I don’t think I want to search that topic to find out WTF you are on about
Did your morbid curiosity get the better of you yet?
it did…
Sectional Predator
Grab ‘em by the cushions.
Man, no one should light a match within the GOP universe because the entire thing is just one big gaslight. The last paragraph is just comical.
“wHaT aBoUt BiDeN?!?!111”
Expect to hear that a lot this election cycle
Doooooo eeeeeeet.
It will make the couch fucking meme 300x better too!
What are the odds they try to swap him out for a different candidate and use Biden switching out as justification? I know it’s not the same thing as their convention has already happened but like what are the odds they try anyways and get the supreme court to allow it?
- I don’t see how the supreme Court has jurisdiction over the candidate selection process for either party.
- The VP candidate is picked by the presidential nominee in both parties, so I don’t see why Trump changing his pick should be an issue (other than to confirm 100% that he has 0 loyalty and waffles on even the most trivial issues).
- They are not gonna swap him out.
That’s already confirmed 100%. The bus has bounced so quickly over so many former allies that it placed first in a lowrider hydraulics competition.
One was voted on, one was not.
Print photos of different couches and mail them to any or all of these locations:
https://www.vance.senate.gov/office-locations/
Don’t forget to add little love notes. e.g., “Thinking of you 💋”
The couch fucker
A lot can be done when one of the parties has four legs and two arms.
