Some people say thats it really unfair to say “JD Vance is a couch fucker”. JD Vance never wrote in a book, “hey everyone, my name is JD Vance and I love to fuck couches”, that’s an unfair accusation based on no evidence.
For all we know its entirely possible that JD Vance took his time and made love to that couch. We gotta stick to the facts and be honest here people!
Maybe it was a love seat.
I don’t feel bad for made up stories about conservatives who spread fake news and call Kamala Harris the N word.
Damn it! You got your facts mixed into my memes!
Do not cross the streams
Yeah, he didn’t fuck that couch. He removeded the couch by denying it the satisfaction of direct JD contact, deciding to instead fuck the latex glove he’d wedged inside of the couch instead. Regardless, his sweaty balls definitely slapped those cushions. Over. And over again.
It’s crazy how this took off because of one joke tweet. It’s the Richard Gere gerbil thing for a whole new generation.
Sextional.
Sexy sensational sextional.
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LMAO
“No Sectional Furniture Wanking”
“Not Suitable For Washington”?
I don’t get it
Did he say something about couches?
“What separates the successful from the unsuccessful are the expectations that they had for their own lives. Yet the message of the right is increasingly: It’s not your fault that you’re a loser; it’s the fact that you fornicate with a couch.” ― J.D. Vance, Hillbilly Elegy: A Memoir of a Family and Culture in Crisis
JD Vance has never comitted couch cushion coitus.
I read it as “couch cousin coitus”
“Probably never”
It’s nice to hear him deny it, though.
Hey, stop making fun of him because he forgot his mascara!
