Yeah, he didn’t fuck that couch. He removeded the couch by denying it the satisfaction of direct JD contact, deciding to instead fuck the latex glove he’d wedged inside of the couch instead. Regardless, his sweaty balls definitely slapped those cushions. Over. And over again.
Fwiw: https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/jd-vance-couch-cushions/
I don’t feel bad for made up stories about conservatives who spread fake news and call Kamala Harris the N word.
Damn it! You got your facts mixed into my memes!
Do not cross the streams
Yeah, he didn’t fuck that couch. He removeded the couch by denying it the satisfaction of direct JD contact, deciding to instead fuck the latex glove he’d wedged inside of the couch instead. Regardless, his sweaty balls definitely slapped those cushions. Over. And over again.
It’s crazy how this took off because of one joke tweet. It’s the Richard Gere gerbil thing for a whole new generation.