OhNoMoreLemmy@lemmy.ml to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agoDisappointed Christians say God is delaying the Rapture until Epstein Files are releasedwww.dailystar.co.ukexternal-linkmessage-square216linkfedilinkarrow-up11.27K
arrow-up11.27Kexternal-linkDisappointed Christians say God is delaying the Rapture until Epstein Files are releasedwww.dailystar.co.ukOhNoMoreLemmy@lemmy.ml to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square216linkfedilink
minus-squareBut_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up41·1 year agoI mean Jesus could release the files himself hes all powerful no?
minus-squareFrozengyro@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up21·1 year agoHe’s about to release the… Look squirrel!
minus-squareGreenKnight23@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·1 year agoJesus is coming! Open your mouth!
minus-squaretitanicx@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·1 year agoJesus works for those in power so therefore he’s protecting them, that’s the only answer to this.
minus-squareJoeBigelow@lemmy.caBanned from communitylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·1 year agoThat’s Supply Side Jesus, the one Evangelicals worship. He’s a dick
minus-squareMJKee9@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·1 year agoBut is he powerful enough to create a rock so heavy that even he can’t lift it?
minus-squareEcho Dot@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 year agoYeah but he doesn’t know how to use windows 11, so he’s just going to print out an email and send it in the post.
I mean Jesus could release the files himself hes all powerful no?
He’s about to release the… Look squirrel!
Jesus is coming! Open your mouth!
Swallow the sins of man
Jesus works for those in power so therefore he’s protecting them, that’s the only answer to this.
That’s Supply Side Jesus, the one Evangelicals worship. He’s a dick
But is he powerful enough to create a rock so heavy that even he can’t lift it?
Yeah but he doesn’t know how to use windows 11, so he’s just going to print out an email and send it in the post.