• pelletbucket@lemm.ee
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        5 months ago

        when you have children, nature just turns off the part of your brain that says not to juggle your children over hard surfaces?

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          5 months ago

          So, no.

          Relax. Maybe go touch grass or find something else to satisfy your need to be outraged.

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            5 months ago

            okay. explain the part where it’s the right idea to do this with your children over a hard surface when you don’t have to. c’mon

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                  5 months ago

                  I’m sure they’ll be relieved to have your permission.

                  We will still check in with you jf we want to do something else risky with our kids like teach them to ride bikes or let them climb tall jungle gyms. Or spin them around in our arms and make airplane noises.

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                  5 months ago

                  What the hell are you smoking that you get high and become argumentative? You might want to switch drugs.

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                    5 months ago

                    lol I got high, and because I got high, I stopped caring. you read the sentence wrong.

                    I’m getting high didn’t make me less argumentative, getting high made me less interested in the welfare of other people’s children