You’re the reason they put bitterant on Switch carts.
I would never have thought to put them in my mouth if they just tasted like any other game cartridge, but Nintendo gave them a special flavor and I needed to know.
Wait what? They have a flavor?
Yep, the taste is terrible. Gotta lick them anyway to make them yours.
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Instructions unclear. Tongue stuck in bank vault door.
If i had to describe it its like the overall aftertaste of red grapes combined with like bitter melon
… How many have you tasted in order to get curious about the special flavor?
Goddammit, now there’s two reasons.
Number of non-Switch games I’ve tasted: 0
Number of Nintendo Switch games I’ve tasted: 8Foolish Nintendo, foolish
Girl, are you Rose Thorne of the same name from the DnDnD discord?
That would not be me. I just somehow went from common man’s name to common women’s name without realizing it until I kept running into other Rose Thorne’s.
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Oh the memories of frantically rubbing that screen to pet an imaginary puppy…
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[MII_NAME] seemed to have enjoyed that
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This is why Nintendo coated these carts in a bad tasting chemical; because people like OP kept eating them.
Ahutup they’re nummy
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