I can breathe while I do drugs. Best of both worlds.

Mixed results but that wont stop me from trying.

If I said “mood” to most of these does that mean I should have stuck with therapy instead of self medicating and avoidance?

The tots… Yes… Are they tatered in house?

Hey I’m glad you’re still here. I’ve been there too in some ways and I know it’s hard for people to appreciate what it takes to make it out of that place.

Debian + Containers is definitely the way. Literally so stable it’s boring.

Woops. Yeah I thought it was a greatsword boy.

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Learn to parry or learn to run past and get used to dying.

Originally I didn’t like wielding ‘weird’ as a weapon against MAGAs because I generally consider it okay to be weird and I am not insulted if someone calls me weird.

But then I saw how much in infuriates the right despite being a pretty light and toothless label. They HAVE to believe that they are the normal ones, once you point out how strange and out of touch they are they lose their minds. I think it helps normal people understand who they really are.

Maybe the Godzilla breath isn’t a laser at all, it’s like a fish spawning so he just blasts cum everywhere and hopes those eggs get fertilized.

I ran this for a bit but it seemed to severely impact browser performance on YouTube.

“Hey Boss… That guy is back again…”

“Wait, which guy? The banana guy?”

“Yuuuuuup.”

Same here. I love DuckDNS but after the third DNS outage taking down all my services I migrated to Cloudflare and haven’t had a single problem since.

It doesn’t get brought up because it’s not useful to anyone politically. Already support abortion rights? Well then lower crime rates is just a positive unintended side effect of a policy that grants women their inherent right to bodily autonomy. Already oppose abortion rights? Then you probably don’t care about crime rates because you already think that abortion itself is a crime.

Newer Dell laptops I’ve worked on have them soldered on to the motherboard.

Everyone is stupid except for me.

I don’t understand why (even while I sense it happening to me in real time) but it seems like part of getting older is enjoying drinks that are shitty on purpose.

Get a long crazy straw and then squeeze the bag under your arm like the patron saint of bagpipes and alcoholism.

I don’t piss at all, I just hold it in until it solidifies then squeeze kidney stones out like forcing a bunch of caltrops through a tube of gogurt.