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Man who calls women "females" hopes to one day be allowed within 500 meters of one

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Man who calls women "females" hopes to one day be allowed within 500 meters of one

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Nero@sopuli.xyz to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish ·
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Man who calls women "females" hopes to one day be allowed within 500 metres of one – The Chaser
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Women can reportedly still smell his Lynx Africa even from that distance
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      As a humanoid male, i too love the scent of a homo sapien female.

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        As a sentient homo sapien, I find myself inexorably drawn to the olfactory stimuli emitted by the female of our species, which invoke an unparalleled sensory euphoria within the neural pathways of my encephalon. 🧐

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          You dropped your fedora, redditor!

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          Give yourself some credit! You were able to write that sentence and post it on the internet, so you’re sapient, not merely sentient!

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            And with one hand, too!

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      I find there’s nothing better than harvesting the scent of a female in a tank, with flower petals of course, and then scrapings it off thier skin. Someday I hope to use it in all five chords of a fragrance.

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        Perfume, story of a murderer

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      Bro wat

      What… why… when did you come up with that username. I regret interpreting it

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      Senza una donna

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